Well...my bio says:
Veronica Heath arrived in the sea of talent that makes up the Portland, OR comedy scene in 2006, with a strong presence. A San Fransisco native, Veronica delivers relatable comedy that will have you blushing a little and laughing a lot. Her humorous, yet cynical observations on life, communication, and the adventures / mental challenges that resulted from her many unique life experiences may shine a different light on the way you look at things.
Veronica most recently re-appeared on the IFC show, ‘Portlandia’, working alongside comedy and writing genius, Fred Armisen. In 2007, she finished as a finalist in the Stephen Colbert Portland Amateur Comedy Competition and as a result, has worked alongside many talented nationwide comedians. When not performing at comedy clubs, theaters, casinos, and festivals, Veronica and one of her writing partners are working on a screenplay for a hopeful Lifetime movie.
When you think of Veronica Heath, think of Unicorns first, then, think top shelf cranberry meets low shelf vodka. It’s the one time you’ll order another round and not regret it the next morning.